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MRS. REED, JANE EYRE

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Mrs. Reed, Jane Eyre
Oh, she’s one nasty bitch that Mrs. Reed. As you’ll recall from your high school lit classes, Jane Eyre was Mrs. Reed’s niece and Mr. Reed charged his wife with raising her after his death. Being the god-fearing woman she was, Mrs. Reed obliged. She and her three children tormented poor Jane—throwing books at her, locking her in supposed haunted rooms and basically ruining her life. Eventually Mrs. Reed sent Jane to the Lowood school for some more torture with a religious twist. She was the HBIC of Gateshead and she sucks. When Jane grew older, they made some kind of peace…even after Mrs. Reed told Jane’s only family that she was dead. Good lord.

1. Um, Jane, I hate you.

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2. Children, I hate Jane.

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3. I’m on an all carb diet, god Karen you are so stupid.

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#1 and #2 plz, kthx

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    This is, without a doubt, the funniest thing that’s going to happen to me today. “Mrs. Reed was the HBIC of Gateshead”...
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