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Posted on 21st Apr at 7:11 AM, with 21 notes

IT’S MY BARFDAY AND MY MOTHER GOT ME A LAPTOP I’VE NEEDED ONE FOR SO FUCKING LONG YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND MINE BROKE LAST YEAR AND SCHOOL HAS BEEN FUCKING TORTURE WITHOUT HAVING A COMPUTER AT HOME AND I ACTUALLY CRIED BECAUSE I’M SO HAPPY AND SHE’S THE BEST MOTHER EVER AND I JUST WANT TO GIVE HER THE ALL THE HUGS AND KISSES BUT SHE’S 1200 MILES AWAY AND I’VE BEEN ALTERNATELY HAPPY DANCING AND CRYING HOW THE FUCK DID SHE EVEN AFFORD THIS I DON’T DESERVE GIFTS THIS GREAT

  1. ursulatheseabitchh reblogged this from ohfuckitszombieoprah and added:
    i am laughing so fucking hard at your expression. omg best ever.
  2. free-range-organic-sofa said: Yay! Have an awesome birthday!!
  3. ursulatheseabitchh said: also happy birthday!
  4. ohfuckitszombieoprah posted this
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