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Posted on 24th May at 11:57 AM, with 37 notes

areyoutheregoditsmejessica:

curse network television for all these fine men old enough to be my dad!

Posted on 24th May at 11:46 AM, with 292 notes

why the fuck would you think this was even halfway okay

Posted on 24th May at 11:20 AM, with 68,482 notes

yurihooves:

i have two sneezes

the fairy princess sneeze

and the death metal sneeze

i have dubstep sneezes that start out as the fairy princess sneeze and then out of nowhere the DROP

Posted on 24th May at 11:18 AM, with 3,472 notes
newmodelminority:

heirofmedusa:

radicalrebellion:

zaynmalphurs:

queennubian:

1uppitynegress:

#Prayers #Repost from @gcode2222 “If you see her please call the number 404-503-5848 or hit @robinhoodmills” via @InstaReposts

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!! Help Bring her home!


Boost!!!

Boost. This is my home.

This should have 5K notes.

newmodelminority:

heirofmedusa:

radicalrebellion:

zaynmalphurs:

queennubian:

1uppitynegress:

#Prayers #Repost from @gcode2222 “If you see her please call the number 404-503-5848 or hit @robinhoodmills” via @InstaReposts

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!! Help Bring her home!

Boost!!!

Boost. This is my home.

This should have 5K notes.

Posted on 24th May at 11:18 AM, with 25,515 notes
the-science-llama:

Super Moon— June 23, 2013Be sure to look out for the Moon these next few months as it approaches Perigee, because the full moons during these times will appear exceptionally large. The Moon will be at its Perigee, or closest approach, in July 23 and it will reach full moon only a few minutes after it passes this point in its orbit.These ‘super moons’ not only appear larger because they are physically closer but, combined with a full moon, the mind can play tricks on you to think they are much larger. This phenomena is called the Moon Illusion. Try to catch these full moons as they rise/set because the illusion works when there is an object in the foreground, like a tree, building or mountains.
Stargazing Events for 2013

the-science-llama:

Super Moon
— June 23, 2013

Be sure to look out for the Moon these next few months as it approaches Perigee, because the full moons during these times will appear exceptionally large. The Moon will be at its Perigee, or closest approach, in July 23 and it will reach full moon only a few minutes after it passes this point in its orbit.

These ‘super moons’ not only appear larger because they are physically closer but, combined with a full moon, the mind can play tricks on you to think they are much larger. This phenomena is called the Moon Illusion. Try to catch these full moons as they rise/set because the illusion works when there is an object in the foreground, like a tree, building or mountains.

Stargazing Events for 2013

Posted on 24th May at 11:17 AM, with 1,261 notes
thedarkchocolatedandy:

slay-z:

quierosonreir:

pussymitosis:

thirstingaintdead:

Oh Lord…

IM SCREAMING “His teeth got roadside assistance oh lord..” “his teef come with free nights and weekends oh lord..” ROFFFL

“they told him don’t sneeze with ya mouf open cuz ya teef might stab u in the chest”
oh 
my
god

“did they run out of medium teef”

“if he took a bite out of crime it would be a peaceful world”
gone and scattered!

“THEY INSTALLED A ROW OF IPHONE WALL CHARGERS IN HIS MOUF”
i’M ABOUT TO PEE MYSELF

thedarkchocolatedandy:

slay-z:

quierosonreir:

pussymitosis:

thirstingaintdead:

Oh Lord…

IM SCREAMING “His teeth got roadside assistance oh lord..” “his teef come with free nights and weekends oh lord..” ROFFFL

“they told him don’t sneeze with ya mouf open cuz ya teef might stab u in the chest”

oh 

my

god

“did they run out of medium teef”

“if he took a bite out of crime it would be a peaceful world”

gone and scattered!

“THEY INSTALLED A ROW OF IPHONE WALL CHARGERS IN HIS MOUF”

i’M ABOUT TO PEE MYSELF

Posted on 24th May at 10:59 AM, with 120 notes

fuckyeahmarxismleninism:

Detroit, Michigan: Students, parents and supporters protest the planned closing of Oakman Elementary Orthopedic School, which specializes in teaching children with disabilities, outside the headquarters of Detroit Public Schools, May 23, 2013. 

Last month, Detroit Public Schools Emergency Manager Roy Roberts announced he will shut Oakman Elementary Orthopedic School. One of four DPS schools listed to be closed, Oakman, offers special services to children with a wide range of disabilities that mainstream schools cannot provide. Although DPS spokesman Steven Wasko states attendance is down, the school’s enrollment has actually increased over the past two years. Wasko also claims that the school needs an estimated $900,000 worth of improvements in order to operate properly, which has been disputed by staff, parents and others outside of the school district.

In an apparent effort to quell dissent about the school’s closing, DPS informed parents, students and staff that the school building had been sold off, when in fact they had only just put it up for sale. The price tag: $46,000. After the protest, parents and supporters started taking up a collection to put a downpayment on the school and avert the sale. They also plan to file an injunction in an effort to block DPS action against the school.

Photos and report by James Fassinger

Posted on 24th May at 10:57 AM, with 4,078 notes
anarcho-queer:

Elderly Pakistani Man Stabbed To Death After Leaving Mosque In Birmingham
A 75-year-old man stabbed to death yards from his home may have been targeted in a racially motivated attack, according to police.
Mohammed Saleem, who used a walking stick, was stabbed three times in the back as he returned home from prayers at his local mosque in Small Heath, Birmingham, on Monday night.
The blows were struck with such violence they penetrated to the front of his body.
The father of seven also had no defensive wounds in what has been described as a swift, vicious and cowardly attack by the man leading the murder investigation, Detective Superintendent Mark Payne of West Midlands police.
Officers want to trace a white man, aged 25-32, of medium height and build, spotted on CCTV footage running near the scene of the attack around the time it happened, just before 10.30pm.
Police also want to trace a seven-seat people carrier captured on CCTV, driving near the mosque with the two male occupants, both white and in their 30s, who are considered “significant witnesses”.
In an emotional family appeal on Thursday, two of Saleem’s daughters, Shazia Khan, 45, and Nazia Maqsood, 44, called for the attackers to hand themselves in. They tearfully described their father as a “widely respected member of the community” and “much-loved”.

anarcho-queer:

Elderly Pakistani Man Stabbed To Death After Leaving Mosque In Birmingham

A 75-year-old man stabbed to death yards from his home may have been targeted in a racially motivated attack, according to police.

Mohammed Saleem, who used a walking stick, was stabbed three times in the back as he returned home from prayers at his local mosque in Small Heath, Birmingham, on Monday night.

The blows were struck with such violence they penetrated to the front of his body.

The father of seven also had no defensive wounds in what has been described as a swift, vicious and cowardly attack by the man leading the murder investigation, Detective Superintendent Mark Payne of West Midlands police.

Officers want to trace a white man, aged 25-32, of medium height and build, spotted on CCTV footage running near the scene of the attack around the time it happened, just before 10.30pm.

Police also want to trace a seven-seat people carrier captured on CCTV, driving near the mosque with the two male occupants, both white and in their 30s, who are considered “significant witnesses”.

In an emotional family appeal on Thursday, two of Saleem’s daughters, Shazia Khan, 45, and Nazia Maqsood, 44, called for the attackers to hand themselves in. They tearfully described their father as a “widely respected member of the community” and “much-loved”.

Posted on 24th May at 10:22 AM, with 24 notes
Reasons Fitzgerald Grant is the worst president

kzhang:

  • He murdered a Supreme Court Justice
  • He’s rapey
  • He’s abusive
  • He’s manipulative
  • He’s sexist
  • He finds that he’s SO UNABLE to control his sexual attraction to Olivia when he first meets her that he fires her 
  • He violently yells at and threatens his pregnant wife because he felt emasculated and undermined by her comment on genocide.
  • He doesn’t want to be president
  • He wasn’t legitimately elected
  • He finds out he wasn’t legitimately elected and he throws a temper tantrum about it (and murders a Supreme Court Justice)
  • He has two children he never mentions nor seems to care about
  • He has a baby he uses as collateral against his wife
  • He’s always making that pathetic sad face
  • He never passes legislation
  • He has Daddy Issues
  • He’s incompetent
  • He uses the Secret Service to make inappropriate, unwelcomed booty calls
  • He’s excessively veiny

it’s all true and it makes me so sad because gotdammit if i wouldn’t fuck him senseless anyway

Posted on 24th May at 7:50 AM

Aye Nako - For the Inverted

I think this album is going to be my soundtrack for the second half of 2013.

Posted on 24th May at 6:38 AM, with 110,381 notes

thatgirlmjxo:

gossipgran:

i hit rock bottom like every 2 weeks

Every two minutes

Posted on 24th May at 6:33 AM, with 2,844 notes
anarcho-queer:

NYPD Data Proves White People Are More Likely To Possess Drugs Or A Weapon Than Racial Minorities When Stopped, Yet 84% of Stop & Frisk Victims Are Black/Latino
During the just-concluded trial on the New York Police Department’s stop-and-frisk program, the city argued that officers’ disproportionate targeting of black and Latino New Yorkers was not due to racial profiling but because each stopped individual was doing something suspicious at the time. The data, however, tells a different story: weapons and drugs were more often found on white New Yorkers during stops than on minorities, according to the Public Advocate’s analysis of the NYPD’s 2012 statistics.
White New Yorkers make up a small minority of stop-and-frisks, which were 84 percent black and Latino residents. Despite this much higher number of minorities deemed suspicious by police, the likelihood that stopping an African American would find a weapon was half the likelihood of finding one on a white person.

• The likelihood a stop of an African American New Yorker yielded a weapon was half that of white New Yorkers stopped. The NYPD uncovered a weapon in one out every 49 stops of white New Yorkers. By contrast, it took the Department 71 stops of Latinos and 93 stops of African Americans to find a weapon.
• The likelihood a stop of an African American New Yorker yielded contraband was one-third less than that of white New Yorkers stopped. The NYPD uncovered contraband in one out every 43 stops of white New Yorkers. By contrast, it took the Department 57 stops of Latinos and 61 stops of African Americans to find contraband.

It’s unlikely that the appropriate lesson to take from these findings is that stops of white people should increase because they are more likely to carry weapons and drugs. Rather, they suggest that police are excessively targeting minorities. Officers may be netting more successful stops of white New Yorkers because they are only likely to stop a white person when they actually suspect that person of committing a crime. Considering one officer’s testimony that superiors explicitly directed him to target young black men, minorities are judged by a much more flexible definition of “reasonable suspicion.”
In general, stop-and-frisk has proven to be remarkably ineffective; nearly 89 percent of all stops result in no charges. The city has also had to settle a surging number of civil rights lawsuits against police to the tune of $22 million in one year.

anarcho-queer:

NYPD Data Proves White People Are More Likely To Possess Drugs Or A Weapon Than Racial Minorities When Stopped, Yet 84% of Stop & Frisk Victims Are Black/Latino

During the just-concluded trial on the New York Police Department’s stop-and-frisk program, the city argued that officers’ disproportionate targeting of black and Latino New Yorkers was not due to racial profiling but because each stopped individual was doing something suspicious at the time. The data, however, tells a different story: weapons and drugs were more often found on white New Yorkers during stops than on minorities, according to the Public Advocate’s analysis of the NYPD’s 2012 statistics.

White New Yorkers make up a small minority of stop-and-frisks, which were 84 percent black and Latino residents. Despite this much higher number of minorities deemed suspicious by police, the likelihood that stopping an African American would find a weapon was half the likelihood of finding one on a white person.

The likelihood a stop of an African American New Yorker yielded a weapon was half that of white New Yorkers stopped. The NYPD uncovered a weapon in one out every 49 stops of white New Yorkers. By contrast, it took the Department 71 stops of Latinos and 93 stops of African Americans to find a weapon.

The likelihood a stop of an African American New Yorker yielded contraband was one-third less than that of white New Yorkers stopped. The NYPD uncovered contraband in one out every 43 stops of white New Yorkers. By contrast, it took the Department 57 stops of Latinos and 61 stops of African Americans to find contraband.

It’s unlikely that the appropriate lesson to take from these findings is that stops of white people should increase because they are more likely to carry weapons and drugs. Rather, they suggest that police are excessively targeting minorities. Officers may be netting more successful stops of white New Yorkers because they are only likely to stop a white person when they actually suspect that person of committing a crime. Considering one officer’s testimony that superiors explicitly directed him to target young black men, minorities are judged by a much more flexible definition of “reasonable suspicion.”

In general, stop-and-frisk has proven to be remarkably ineffective; nearly 89 percent of all stops result in no charges. The city has also had to settle a surging number of civil rights lawsuits against police to the tune of $22 million in one year.

Posted on 24th May at 6:25 AM, with 74,399 notes

ayeleesh:

when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look

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